Paranoia? Check:
Indeed Mourinho even hinted that Arsène Wenger's team might deliberately have been playing into Ferguson's hands. "It is very funny, very enjoyable to see this kind of co-operation when a big team comes to Stamford Bridge and is very happy with a point," said Mourinho.
Jose Mourinho, quoted in The Guardian

Hubris? Check:
And Mourinho is already counting on closing the gap on United against Glenn Roeder's men.
"On Wednesday - no disrespect to Newcastle - I think I will be here saying the points difference is five," said Mourinho.
Mourinho quoted on bbc.co.uk

It's not funny anymore, Mourinho. For a while there, your breathtaking arrogance and fantastical conspiracy theories were kind of amusing, anomalous as they were in the banal world of managerspeak. Now, you are simply a hateful little man. And you don't even have the courtesy to read my little rant, do you? So why on earth am I addressing you?
Come on , Newcastle.