Blog Awards '05:
The Drunken Reflections of an Impaired Observer

I wasn't feeling up to writing this post on Thursday (guess why), I was too lazy on Friday and I was away on Saturday. Firstly I must say that, although no actual awards were presented, I had harboured ambitions of picking up the coveted gong for Most Derogatory References to Dublin Bus in a Blog. Or, alternatively, the award for Most Unnecessary Use of Wordplay in a Blog. Or just the plain old Most Sarcastic Blog award. But no. The DITMAJ blogging community, in its wisdom, decided that no such recognition would be granted. Fine. I don't mind. Not a bit.

Here are some hazy recollections of the evening.
Being caught in the crossfire of a Simpsons quote-athon (I couldn't compete); making fun of a drunken interloper;having a dickie-bow forcibly attached to my neck;doing a very poor impersonation of Seán Connery (see dickie-bow);Jameson, Smithwick's, sambuca; meaning to remove the dickie-bow and forgetting (see Jameson, Smithwick's and sambuca); a bag of undercooked, oversalted chips; tongues loosened by drink(saying no more about that); dancing (to songs I like);dancing (to songs I don't);having a good time.